Mystery O

日本語

ねぇ　トイレ　フタ閉めて
ねぇ　何でヒゲ剃りを
ねぇ　夜にやるの？
ゴリラ　闘牛　豆乳　番長

デートじゃん　お洒落なカフェ　ジャージで来ないで
機嫌悪いの？って　バカなの？

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

サスペンス　エリザベス
フリーランス　カンガルー
「女のこと　分かる俺」
メイク変えた？って　ドヤ顔ね
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

一日中　開いてるよ　社会のWindow
弱点は　大好きな　B-Q-B B-Q-B
シャツのボタン開けすぎですよ
エアドラム　横でうるさい

ご飯前に　ポテチ食べて　ご飯残す
それで　大食いを気取る

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

チンパンジー　鬼退治
リバーサイド　コメディアン
語る雑学　全然興味ない
でもきっとずっと　I don't understand
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

Oh my girl!　こっちも　主張なら I have
ちょっと頂戴　一口だけ　連れ去られるハンバーグ
全部食べたかった　自分で頼めよ

[って有岡が言ってます]　[あっんん、何でもないです]

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

サスペンス　エリザベス
フリーランス　カンガルー
「女のこと　分かる俺」
メイク変えた？って　ドヤ顔ね
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

Mystery O

Romaji

nee　toire　futa shimete
nee　nande hige sori wo
nee　yoru ni yaru no?
gorira　tougyuu　tounyuu　banchou

de-to jan　oshare na kafe　ja-ji de konai de
kigen warui no? tte　baka nano?

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

sasupensu　erizabesu
furi- ransu　kangaru-
「onna no koto　wakaru ore」
meiku kaeta? tte　doya gao ne
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

ichinichijuu　aiteru yo　shakai no Window
jakuten wa　daisuki na　B-Q-B B-Q-B
shatsu no botan ake sugi desu yo
ea doramu　yoko de urusai

gohan mae ni　potechi tabete　gohan nokosu
sore de　oogui wo kidoru

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

chinpanji-　oni taiji
riba-saido　komedian
kataru zatsugaku　zenzen kyoumi nai
demo kitto zutto　I don't understand
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

Oh my girl!　kocchi mo　shuchou nara I have
chotto choudai　hitokuchi dake　tsure sarareru hanba-gu
zenbu tabetakatta　jibun de tanome yo

[tte Arioka ga ittemasu]　[a nn, nandemo nai desu]

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

sasupensu　erizabesu
furi- ransu　kangaru-
「onna no koto　wakaru ore」
meiku kaeta? tte　doya gao ne
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

Mystery O

English

Hey　Close the toilet lid
Hey　Why do you have to...
Hey　...shave at night?
Gorilla　Bull fighting　Soy milk　Leader

This is a date　Don't wear sweats to a stylish cafe
"Are you in a bad mood?"　Are you stupid?

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

Suspense　Elizabeth
Freelance　Kangaroo
"I know women"
"Did you change your makeup?"　What a self-satisfied look on your face
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

You leave the window to society open all day
Your shortcoming is your love of B-Q-B B-Q-B
Button up your shirt, would you?
Noisily air drumming right next to me

You eat potato chips before your meal and then leave food on your plate
Then try to act like you're a big eater

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

Chimpanzee　Demon extermination
Riverside　Comedian
You tell me all kinds of random facts when I really couldn't care less
But I'm sure I'll never understand
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

Oh my girl!　I've got something to say to you too
"Can I have some? Just a bite."　There goes my meatloaf
I wanted to eat it all by myself　Order your own

[I mean, that's what Arioka said]　[Oh, um, it's nothing]

Mystery O OK　Mystery O OK

Suspense　Elizabeth
Freelance　Kangaroo
"I know women"
"Did you change your makeup?"　What a self-satisfied look on your face
Mystery O boy　Mystery O man　Mystery O

Mystery O

Translator's Notes

I think some of the random words are referencing other Hey! Say! JUMP members. Here are a few of my guesses.

Gorilla - Keito's nickname

Leader - To be specific, "banchou" means the leader of a group of juvenile delinquents. This could be referencing Yuya's role in Gokusen?

Elizabeth - Yuya was in a play about Queen Elizabeth.

Kangaroo - This is a bit of a long shot, but kangaroos are sometimes connected with boxing, so it may be referencing Yabu's character in the musical Haru?

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B-Q-B B-Q-B

Here, B-Q-B is pronounced "bon kyu bon" which is slang for an hourglass figure.